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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Hump them, Mother Russia

    Artist: Sabaton
    Song: Panzerkampf
    Real Lyric: Hunt them out of Russia

    The story:

    A few months after I bought the album, I just thought "Right. This is a Swedish guy, singing about the Battle of Kursk. Did Mother Russia materialise into a real person and hump all the Germans in the Battle of Kursk?" So I looked at the lyrics.

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    Holy Mother Teresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz that is the best story of a misheard Sabaton lyric I've heard.

    Sabatons_Lyrics May 31, 2015 10:34 pm