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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    How do I leave without you
    I want to know,
    How do I breathe without you
    If you ever go,
    How do I ever, ever survive
    How do I, how do I, oh how do I leave

    Artist: Rimes, Leann
    Real Lyric: How do I live without youI want to know,How do I breathe without youIf you ever go,How do I ever, ever surviveHow do I, how do I, oh how do I live

    The story:

    I always knew they were the wrong lyrics, because Trisha Yearwood sang the same song that same year. It was more of a knock against LeeAnn Rhimes the teen-trash singer. My friends and I used to croon this out whenever it came out.

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