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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    How could I have burned your meat pies?
    How could I? I'll give you mine!

    Artist: Evanescence
    Real Lyric: How could I have burned paradise?How could I? You were never mine!

    The story:

    Since I was like 16, everyone wanted me to sing in front of them. They gave me a song, and I sang. They always laughed. I thought it was because I was a terrible singer (which I am), but it was because I sing them with different lyrics! I thought this song was a really personal song, and that she was singing about this guy that dumped her because she burned his pies! Of course, I was wrong...

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    Oh, my gosh. I laughed myself to tears. Now it can't be unheard!

    Qqsilverfox Feb 13, 2015 12:22 am