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    How can you have any pudding if you can't see your feet?

    Artist: Pink Floyd
    Real Lyric: How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?



    The story:

    Actually it was my 10 year old that kept singing the lyrics incorrectly. I howled with laughter and then quickly realized her lyrics actually made more sense. She thought it was perfectly reasonable that if you were so fat you couldn't even see your feet then you shouldn't be allowed to have pudding.

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