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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    How can I show what I feel for you?
    I cannot go out and steal for you,
    I cannot die like a meal for you.
    How can love survive?

    Real Lyric: How can I show what I feel for you?I cannot go out and steal for you,I cannot die like Camille for you.How can love survive?

    The story:

    OK, no red face in front of hundreds of musical theater fans, and I don't even know exactly when I realized that I didn't have the words precisely right, but I had been listening to Rodgers & Hammerstein since I was a tiny girl and this line had always made me a little queasy and creeped out, so I was pleased to finally comprehend a non-cannibalistic reference.

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