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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Honestly, you promised me I'm never gonna find your bacon
    No, no, no

    Artist: Avril Lavigne
    Song: Complicated
    Real Lyric: Honesty, you promised me I'm never gonna find you fake itNo, no, no

    The story:

    I was at a sleepover with some friends doing karaoke (we
    weren't using lyric videos, instead we just chose songs that at
    least one of us knew), and this song came on. I'd heard it at
    least a million times before and knew it like the back of my
    hand...or so I thought. When this part of the song came up, I
    somewhat panicked since I was almost certain the song had
    nothing to do with bacon, and yet that was how I remembered
    it. I decided to just sing it how I thought it was, and everybody
    gave me this weird look that told me I was completely wrong,
    but I just continued with the song. Afterwards, one of
    my friends told me something along the lines of "it isn't bacon,
    it's fakin" and I was embarrassed to no end. Upon looking the
    lyrics up for clarification, however, it turned out that she was
    slightly off as well, with the real lyric being "fake it." Still, my
    friends and I began to discuss Lavigne's fantastically rampant
    hide and seek adventures with breakfast foods, and the lyric
    comes to mind whenever I hear that song to this day.

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