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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Honestly it's killing me you're never gonna fly to Vegas

    Artist: Avril Lavigne
    Song: Complicated
    Real Lyric: honesty and promise me I'm never gonna find you fake it

    The story:

    I kept wondering why she thoght it would be so awful if her boyfriend refused to ever fly to Vegas, but figured it meant that he would never agree to marry her. It didn't fit with the rest of the lyrics, but it made a certain perverse sense. Then, one day, after downloading the song on my Ipod Nano, I was sitting at the computer listening to it in my headphones when I decided to look up the lyrics online. I was chagrined and smiled to myself at my stupidity, but honestly, I don't think the real lyrics make much more sense.

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