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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Holy imbecile tender and mild

    Artist: Traditional
    Song: Silent Night
    Real Lyric: Holy infant so tender and mild

    The story:

    I was perhaps seven years old and was in church at Christmas
    standing next to my nasty, mean sister-in-law singing along when
    I uttered the fateful lyrics. She whacked me on the side of the head
    and scolded me for singing those bad lyrics in house of the Lord. I
    didn't have the nerve to tell that's how I learned them. I did notice,
    for the first time, the correct lyrics in the hymnal. I was rubbing
    the sore, freshly whacked side of my head but nevertheless
    laughing to myself a little bit

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