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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

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    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Hold you in his armchair you can feel his disease

    Artist: The Beatles
    Real Lyric: Hold you in his armchair you can feel his disease!

    The story:

    I think that "arms, yeah" is correct? My friend at camp said it was armchair! Tell me if you know for a fact if it is one or the other.

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    It's just John playing with everyones minds

    JohnPaulGeorgeRingo Jan 05, 2009 1:01 pm

    knowing John Lennon's love of wordplay (read his books sometime for more), it could possible have BEEN "armchair"

    swerdna Sep 13, 2008 3:53 pm

    I still think armchair is correct. It's not like anything else in that song makes any sense.

    tedbenson Jul 22, 2008 10:25 am