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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Hold you in his armchair you can feel his disease

    Artist: The Beatles
    Real Lyric: Hold you in his arms, yeah, you can feel his disease

    The story:

    Not really my fault, because that's how they appear on the inner sleeve of the 'Blue' album. It wasn't till I really got into the Beatles that I realised how many glaring errors there are on those inner sleeves - just look at 'Strawberry Fields Forever'!

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    the problem with this one is, knowing John Lennon's love of wordplay, it could possibly have actually BEEN "hold you in his armchair", read his poetry books sometime for more of the same

    swerdna Sep 13, 2008 3:51 pm