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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    hold onto sixteen as long as you can
    changes come around real soon
    make us swimming again

    Artist: John Mellencamp
    Real Lyric: Holdin' onto sixteen as long as you canChange is coming round real soonmake us women and men

    The story:

    I didn't actually mishear this, it was my friend. We were both around sixteen at the time and she loved this song so she decided to write down all the words and she gave me a copy that had these lyrics in it. I was fairly certain she was wrong but since John doesn't ennunciate clearly I gave her the benefit of the doubt. A few years later I heard the song again and figured it out.

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