The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
I was singing and my wife started laughing at me. I asked, "What's so funny?" She replied, "Did you say 'hold on to her mammories?'." I said, "Yeah, just singing along with the song." She laughed harder and for a good long time. When she finally composed herself she informed me that it was "memories." Now why didn't anyone tell me sooner?
Submitted by
Anonymous
Submitted on
11/15/2004 4:57 pm
Age it happened
25
Better than original?
Yes
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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