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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Hold on to 16
    as long as you can

    Changes come around real soon
    make us swimming and then

    Artist: John Mellencamp
    Real Lyric: Hold on to 16 as long as you canChanges come around real soonmake us women and men

    The story:

    once again, while dating my lovely wife she belted out this lyric to the radio

    i said "swimming and then what?"

    she said she never understood what it meant

    i repeated the actual lyric...she responded with "that makes a lot more sense now"

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