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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Hold on loosely, but don't let go
    If you cling to it tightly, you're gonna lose your toe

    Artist: 38 Special
    Song: Hold On Loosely
    Real Lyric: Hold on loosely, but don't let goIf you cling to it tightly, you're gonna lose contro
    The story:

    I just learned two days ago, when I printed the lyrics.

    20 years ago or so I swear I heard some stoner guy sing the "toe" thing, and he did it so confidently that I thought that must be it. I was young and impressionable and hell, .38 Special never struck me as a band with intelligent lyrics so I figured that was it.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    9/30/2002 1:51 pm

    Age it happened

    34

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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