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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Hold my clothes and tie me down sir...

    Artist: Elton John
    Song: Tiny Dancer
    Real Lyric: Hold me closer tiny dancer...



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    chicken Jun 11, 2009 9:52 pm


    haha funny :):):):):):):):):)

    chicken Mar 26, 2009 3:59 pm


    There's another way to mishear these real lyrics. I don't know who told me this, but they heard "hold me closer Tony Danza". I thought that was very funny and it still makes me smile.

    catherinebee Mar 21, 2009 7:32 am