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    Hockey hair and chili dogs

    Real Lyric: Hunt the hare and turn her down

    The story:

    I was in the car with my husband and he had the CD
    on. I asked "what does it say there, when it sounds
    like "hockey hair and chili dogs..?" He laughed at
    me and told me the real ones. That was many years
    ago and I forgot what they were and just had to look
    it up now to submit this. To me it will always be
    hockey hair and chili dogs.

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