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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Hit me with your pet shark

    Artist: Pat Benatar
    Real Lyric: Hit me with your best shot

    The story:

    Actually, my mother is the one who misheard it. My sister, her and I were driving home one day when the song came on and Mom asked us: Just what is she saying? We, of course, responded: What do you think she's saying? After her response we (my sister and I) could not stop laughing. This happened well over 10 years ago, and to this day we still give Mom a hard time about the whole thing....and always ask what she thinks the lyrics are whenever she looks perplexed!

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    The pet shark lyric is hilarious, but sweat socks and buck shot, are also both very funny!

    irishwhistle Jun 03, 2012 3:22 am

    When that came out, a friend's sister thought it was "sweat socks," which could make sense since Pat's look those days was the sweaty aerobic look.

    AndyMatts Sep 10, 2010 10:00 pm

    eyes watering funny!!!!!!!!!!Fire Away!

    skinner Mar 07, 2010 10:47 am

    been humming on this version all night now :)

    cama0406 Jan 07, 2010 6:22 pm

    While singing Karaoke Revolutions, my Hubby bust out with, "Hit me with your buck shot!"

    MommaLehr Nov 21, 2009 12:15 pm

    lawl a pet shark?

    xbringmethehorizonx Jun 02, 2009 9:54 pm