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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Hit me where the wind blows, doesn't really matter...

    Artist: Queen
    Real Lyric: Any way the wind blows, doesn't really matter...



    The story:

    Some friends and I were in a bar acting stupid, and when this song came on we started started pantomiming the words. At that line, I made a fist and acted like I was puching myself in the groin ("hit me where the wind blows"?), of course in the most exagerrated "Look at me, I'm a funny guy!" kind of way. I really thought that's what the words were, but noone corrected me, nor did they laugh. I guess they weren't sure if I seriously thought those were the words or if I was only trying to be funny. I just ended up looking like a doofus.

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