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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Hit, Hit, so hit the pink square!

    Real Lyric: Hip, Hip, so hip to be square!

    The story:

    1986 -- Bixby, Oklahoma -- I realized how wrong I had been, while riding in the car with a bunch of friends and singing at the top of our lungs to this song! Everyone heard my "version" and immediately howled with laughter!! I will never forget it!
    I'm so "Hip I'M Square"!!!

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    "Let's hit the B square" here. Doesn't make any more sense though :)

    FeepingCreature Dec 08, 2008 5:20 am