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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    His sister Shelly works in a shop. She never stops, she's a coconut

    Artist: The Beatles
    Real Lyric: His sister Shelly works in a shopShe never stops, she's a go-getter

    The story:

    My daughter heard me singing this. She started laughing and said, "What did you just say?!" When she told me it was supposed to be go-getter instead of coconut, I couldn't believe I hadn't been able to figure that out at some point in the last 40 years.

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    It's "his sister SHIRLEY," not Shelly, and those lyrics are from Anthology 3. On Abbey Road they call her Pam, not Shirley.

    WalrusGumbel Aug 06, 2017 1:07 am