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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    His nips are dripping honey, but he'll sting you like a bee.

    Song: Good Girl
    Real Lyric: His lips are dripping honey, but he'll sting you like a bee.

    The story:

    I was typing a report for English class, and while my shuffled
    music was playing, the song comes on, and as I'm jamming out
    I hear, "his nips are dripping honey," and I was so confused yet
    thoroughly amused by my newfound discovery! This man must
    have very delicious nipples.

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