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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    His name was Rico.
    He wore a diamond.
    He was escorted to his chair;
    he saw Lola dancing there --
    and when she finished,
    he called her Rover.

    Artist: Barry Manilow
    Song: Copacabana
    Real Lyric: His name was Rico. He wore a diamond.He was escorted to his chair; he saw Lola dancing there -- and when she finished, he called her over.



    The story:

    Always figured it was "called her over"; but my way explains far better why Tony sailed across the bar and then the punches flew -- *and* why Lola can't hold down a job in show business.

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    haha! funny as hell!

    larryz Oct 22, 2013 5:55 pm