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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Hike up your skirt little boy...
    and show your world to me...

    Song: Crash
    Real Lyric: Hike up your skirt a little more...and show your world to me...

    The story:

    A co-worker tried to tell me that "little boy" is what Dave was singing there. I knew better...(I liked the song so much I couldn't stand the thought that DMB would cover territory like child pornography) I went to the car, got the liner notes, and showed him the lyrics. Get this: he didn't want to believe me!

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