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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Hey you, what do you see?
    Something beautiful is up that tree!
    Hey you, man you talking to me?
    Your middle name's British and it's gotta be clean


    You're freshy-freshy, so take it away!

    Artist: Marilyn Manson
    Real Lyric: Hey you, what do you see?Something beautiful, something free?Hey you, are you trying to be mean?If you live with apes man, it's hard to be clean(and)Old-fashioned fascism will take it away

    The story:

    Well, I was singing along in the car... and... well... you know the rest. Somebody pointed it out!

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