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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    hey you! are you sighing to me?
    something's are beautiful and too passe

    Artist: Marilyn Manson
    Real Lyric: If i stayed id never leave it if that turned around id grieve all the special dirty things that we used to talk about i mean that loving you is strange and adored by me throughout Oh no its you agian someday soon you'll find that someone waiting for a chance to beat you you drooling on the set to feel you BLESSING YOU WITH EVERY KISS. Tying yourself to me stitch up my emptyness cause your the death of me so precious loving the thrill such the patient one who needs me the spoiled one who wins so shocking wheres your sense dont you know i hate you ooh unsatisfied , you little girl tying yourself to me stitch up my emptiness cause your the death of me so precious loving the thrill rolling dice and seeming queer bastard love, a sick affair lets see whta new diesease you'll fetch I MEAN THAT f**kING YOUIS STRANGE AND ADORED BY ME THROUGHOUT oh no its you agian BLESSING YOU WITH EVERY KISS so precious you know this hate of mine exploded im so deranged you know i'll never be the same. Tying yourdelf to me stich up my emptiness cause your the death of me so precious loving the thrill tying yourself to me stich up my emptiness cause your the death of me so precious loving the thrill.



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    I was sat around with all my mates when i shouted this bit out i was laughed at all night.

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