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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Hey, hey the purple Greek fairy
    Slumming through the overhanging trees.
    Make way for the purple Greek fairy.
    The waiter's going down; it's a mighty tight squeeze.

    Artist: Neil Young
    Real Lyric: Hey, hey Cripple Creek ferry,Butting through the overhanging trees.Make way for the Cripple Creek ferry.The water's going down; it's a mighty tight squeeze.

    The story:

    I was playing guitar and singing with a friend in a pub in Japan. I did the number and the people there cracked up, thinking I was goofing around with the words..

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