The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
I've spent 36 years of my life thinking this was how the song went! Mom even sang it to me that way!
We thought we would get the lyrics and couldn't figure out WHY we couldn't find them when we googled "Buffalo Ding Dong." After we found "I am the Lion," we are DYING of mortification that we've been singing about a buffalo's private parts all this time.
Submitted by
Anonymous
Submitted on
11/2/2005 7:59 pm
Age it happened
36
Better than original?
Yes
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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