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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    hey dirty nipple, put your titty in the middle and swing them up in the air.

    Artist: Aerosmith
    Real Lyric: hey diddle diddle, put your kitty in the middle and swing like you didn't care.



    The story:

    It was when Aerosmith sang this song at the half-time show a couple years back. I stated to sing along, not realizing my parents were in the room and the next thing I know my mom is screaming that I am some kind of pervert. And my dad sat down and explained the lyrics to me. I felt so incredibly stupid.

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