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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    He's got a tissue that I wish you saw,
    Sarcastic mister Know-it-all,
    Close your eyes and I'll bless you 'cuz,
    With the burnin' shed.

    Song: Scar Tissue
    Real Lyric: Scar Tissue that I wish you saw, Sarcastic mister know-it-all,Close your eyes and I'll kiss you 'cuz,With the birds I'll share...

    The story:

    After about 3 years of thinking this song was about an arsonist with a cold, I checked the lyrics online... needless to say I felt pretty dumb.

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