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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    He's a sweet talkin' German called The Candyman

    Song: Candyman
    Real Lyric: He's a sweet talkin' sugar coated candy man

    The story:

    Well, I was on a trip in Germany when I heard the song for the first time--so Germans were on the brain.
    I came home and told all my friends and family about how funny it was that the Germans loved this Christina Aguilera song because it was about a German.
    Then the song was on the commercial for Verizon's "Chocolate" phone. And I said, "see! This is the song!" My sister was like, "what are you talking about?! It has nothing to do with Germans!" Oops.

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