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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Here we go back, this is the moment
    Tonight is the night, we'll fight til it's over
    So we put our hands up like the ceiling fan told us
    Like the ceiling fan told us!

    Artist: Macklemore
    Real Lyric: Can we go back, this is the momentTonight is the night, weíll fight 'til itís overSo we put our hands up like the ceiling canít hold usLike the ceiling canít hold us!

    The story:

    I was on a trip to Los Angeles with a bunch of my
    friends, and this song played constantly while we
    were driving.

    After maybe the fortieth time we heard it, I
    finally looked at one of my friends and asked,
    "What the hell is he on?"

    Friend: "What do you mean?"

    Me: "Why is the ceiling fan telling him to put his
    hands up? Moreover, why is he listening?!"

    All six people in the car started laughing.

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