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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Here lies Carmen
    Honk your horn, girl

    Artist: Three Dog Night
    Song: Eli's Comin'
    Real Lyric: Ely's comin' Hide your heart, girl
    The story:

    This misheard lyric is not my own but rather was heard in a local bar. A friend of my husband's was singing along with the juke box, and when he sang his misheard lyrics, his buddies reacted with, "What the _ are you singing, man!" He was not easily persuaded that HIS lyrics were wrong! They were in their late 20's at the time.
    Thirty years later we still laugh about it. In fact, I had to think hard to remember what the real lyrics were b/c we refer to the sang now, as Here Lies Carmen!

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