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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Here I am, once again
    I'm totally into pixies
    Can't deny it, can't pretend

    Artist: Kelly Clarkson
    Real Lyric: Here I am, once againI'm torn into piecesCan't deny it, can't pretend

    The story:

    Once again, my daughter missheard this one. She thought those were the lyrics for the longest and would sing along to it that way. She figured it out on her own though, once she'd actually read the lyrics from the CD, that she had been wrong.
    She says she had always thought the lyrics were weird but she was young and didn't question it.
    XD She just thought Kelly had a thing for pixies.

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    I accidentally put in the wrong song for this. The real song is 'Behind these hazel eyes'. Sorry.

    tracyfl1 Sep 27, 2009 3:56 pm