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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Her tits were shakin' 'til the middle of the night

    Artist: Eddie Money
    Song: Shakin'
    Real Lyric: We started drinkin' wasn't thinkin' too straightShe was doin' 80 and she slammed on the brakesGot so high we had to pull to the sideWe did some shakin' 'til the middle of the night
    The story:

    I embarress myself and others way too often but on this one I never said anyting about the lyrics. I just now, after about 10 years, looked up the real lyrics and I must say I was very disapointed. My version is much better. Just ask any guy.

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