Her legs spread out before me
AND
And now my butter pans shave beneath the clowns
AND
I'm surrounded by donkeys at play
AND
Hide quick the suntan climbs away

The story:

My friend and I both agreed that we LOVE the song but have no freaking clue as to what Eddie says (the man couldn't ennunciate to save his life!). So we played this song in the car and sang whatever we thought the lyrics were. We had so much fun with it that to this day we change the words around to popular songs for our own amusement!