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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "hemroids racin' at the speed of light"

    Real Lyric: When she says, "horomones racin' at the speed of light".

    The story:

    I was chillen with a group of friends and We were all singing and I said it! It came out and they all stopped singing and looked at me wierd and were all like tell me you were not serious. I did truly think that that was what christina said. They all were like yea thats the song was originally for a hemroid cream comercial that was so good they didn't even put it on T.V. For the next week that was all they could talk about. OOOPS!

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