Help I'm steppin' into the twilight zone
Faces a madhouse (or madmouse) feels like being blown
My fingers are blue (also: my feet have turned blue) now the moon ass dark
Worm eye t'go now that I've gone too far
So you will come and go
With your butt

The story:

This is a combination of mine and my sister's interpretations of these lyrics over the years. We both knew the lyrics were beyond wrong, but to this day, we still laugh our a**es off every time the song comes on. I didn't learn the real words until just now so I could post them on this site. I have actually convinced some people that the less ridiculous lyrics were real.