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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    He says, "Sometimes you play me a melody..."

    Artist: Billy Joel
    Song: Piano Man
    Real Lyric: He says, "Son, can you play me a memory?"

    The story:

    Actually, I thought it was "melody", and a lot of sheet music has it as "melody", but Billy Joel's official sheet music has the correct "memory". If you listen closely, he does indeed say "memory." However, this is a universal Misheard Lyric that even the pros get wrong.

    I also always sing it "Sometimes you play me..." even though I know it's "Son, can you play me..." I guess it just trips off my tongue easier.

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