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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    He has a hand of invisible duck s**t.

    Artist: Genesis
    Real Lyric: She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.

    The story:

    When I was about 10 or 11, my parents pissed themselves laughing at me, probably because I was singing it at the top of my lungs confident as anything that I knew the lyrics. They have never let me live it down.

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    So which is invisible, the duck or the s**t?

    Chunkboi Jan 05, 2015 1:25 am

    I'm in tears right now.

    AerosmithForever2000 Aug 24, 2012 4:25 pm

    I have seen this lyric before, but it still makes me roar with laughter...

    PantsMan Feb 26, 2010 3:04 am

    She seems to have a visible tough shit, the kind that slowly tears you apart

    oneill91786 Aug 25, 2009 5:01 pm

    Joey, put down the invisible duck $hit. That is disgusting.

    JMonkey Apr 23, 2009 8:23 am

    Oh man, I would have done the same...invisible duck s**t?

    mandork Dec 16, 2008 10:25 am

    OMG i just neary wet myself laughing at this one!!!! LMAO

    cleo33 Dec 01, 2008 5:09 am