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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    He got Ono sideburns

    Artist: The Beatles
    Real Lyric: He got Ono sideboard

    The story:

    I was furious at John for making fun of Yoko. Then I wondered how she got sideburns, and who else had them. I had been singing this out loud for a while, but nobody corrected me....I was looking at lyrics and realized that I was wrong. But then 'sideboard' reminded me of the backboard lifeguards use to save people.

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    it still sounds like he was making fun of Yoko me and my friends do

    JohnPaulGeorgeRingo Jan 05, 2009 1:16 pm

    I read it somewhere in a Beatles book a while ago. . . I'm not sure if it was Lennon himself who said that, or someone else. They may have been wrong, though!

    soundandfury Aug 10, 2008 10:46 am

    ahahah thats funny!! soundandfury: are you sure? I've heard that it means either a kitchen counter or a sexual position.

    ilovethe60s Aug 10, 2008 9:20 am

    Sideboard actually means sideburns :-)

    soundandfury Aug 08, 2008 10:44 pm