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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Haven't you heard, it's a battle of words
    And most of them are lies

    Artist: Pink Floyd
    Song: Us And Them
    Real Lyric: Haven't you heard, it's a battle of wordsThe poster bearer cried

    The story:

    I've liked Dark Side of the Moon for a while, but I never actually saw the LP until today. So I open it up and I read through the lyrics (because there's a lot that I've never understood) and I find this totally unexpected line in there . . . oh well, I like mine better.

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