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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Have your Ham , a tie too loose
    an open mic & tigers goose
    Woodchuck care attack & loot
    or can you ream me Micheal's book

    Tide is always only a mudslide
    Thyme is only a Messiah

    Gotta denture Comet me !
    Your devil made ham

    Artist: Iron Maiden
    Real Lyric: If you had the time to loseAn open mind and time to chooseWould you care to take a lookOr can you read me like a bookTime is always on my sideTime is always on my sideCan I tempt you, come with meBe Devil may care fulfill your dreamIf I said I'd take you thereWould you go, would you be scaredTime is always on my sideTime is always on my sideDon't be afraid, you're safe with meSafe as any soul could be...HonestlyJust let yourself goCaught somewhere in timeCaught somewhere in timeCaught somewhere in time...oh ohCaught somewhere in timeCaught somewhere in timeCaught somewhere in time...oh ohLike a wolf in sheep's clothingYou try to hide your deepest sinsOf all the things that you've done wrongAnd I know where you belongTime is always on my sideTime is always on my sideMake you an offer you can't refuseYou've only got your soul to loseEternally...Let yourself go!Caught somewhere in timeCaught somewhere in timeCaught somewhere in time...oh ohCaught somewhere in timeCaught somewhere in timeCaught now in two minds...oh oh



    The story:

    back in high school I had the title wrong but figured the words sounded funny this way .

    i wrote an ad lib version of the song that I'd think you'd find amusing ...

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