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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Happy, Happy Birthday
    in a hoop lah
    to the su-su-sun
    I remember always, always
    I had such a rush!
    Seen them in my darks-zupboard
    With their weapons tent
    If they were me, If they were me
    And I was you, And I was you
    If they were me, If they were m

    Artist: Altered Images
    Real Lyric: Happy, Happy BirthdayIn a hot bathTo those nice nice nightsI remember always, alwaysI got such a frightSeeing them in my dark cupboardWith my great big cakeIf they were me, if they were meAnd i was you, and i was youIf they were me, if they were meAnd i was you, and i was youIf they were me and i was youWould you have liked a present too?

    The story:

    I always thought my interpretation was wrong. But nobody knew it so I never had an embarrrassing moment with it...

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