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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Hannah comes, streets of London
    Hannah comes, streets of Birmingham


    So you run down
    To the safety of the town
    But then Hannah comes to streets of Carlisle
    Dublin, Dundee, Humberside

    Artist: The Smiths
    Song: Panic
    Real Lyric: Panic on the streets of LondonPanic on the streets of Birmingham...So you run downTo the safety of the townBut there's panic on the streets of CarlisleDublin, Dundee, Humberside

    The story:

    It never came to me that the song title really should be in the song somewhere. Instead, I thought the song title was "panic" because, apparently, Hannah was following him everywhere...

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