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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Half the time she kept sq-uashin' me... (prounounced 'skuh-washin' )

    Artist: Frankie Valli
    Real Lyric: Hypnotizing, mesmorizing me...

    The story:

    I was watching a PBS fundraiser special with the closed captioning on and when I read the real lyrics, I couldn't believe my eyes! I think my version makes more sense, since Frankie also sang the song "Big Girls Don't Cry", which I always thought to be about a heavy-set gal, so this makes perfect sense in that context. I always thought Frankie had a "thing" for the large and lovely ladies, and that is a logical **sumption since "Oh, what a Night" seems to chronical the loss of his virginity (and with MY lyrics, at the hands of a large & lovely lady!)

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