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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Hah! longy-long.

    Artist: Clash
    Song: Clampdown
    Real Lyric: Ha! Gitalong! Gitalong!

    The story:

    I got the wrong lyric by Googling the chords for Clampdown. The top hit is great for the chords (A-A-D-D-G-G-A A-A-A-A-D-A!), but have the above mistake. I found out they were wrong when my wife (who met The Clash on tour in the 80s) laughed at me for singing them. OK, i get it: "get along". Like herding cattle. Look, not everybody's a hipster.

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