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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Had stop what I'm doing so I can put on clothes.

    Artist: David Guetta
    Real Lyric: Had to stop what I'm doing so I can pull up close.

    The story:

    Most of my friends don't listen to lyrics of songs, so when I ranted about this song-- first, that Akon thinks it's "respectful" to call a woman a "sexy b***h," and second, that he's apparently naked while all of this is taking place-- they generally believed me and expressed sympathetic outrage. But then finally in a club one day, one of my friends gave me a funny look and said, "I'm pretty sure 'put on clothes' is not what he actually said." At least I was saved complete embarrassment by uncovering the real lyric on the Internet later. But I still hear "put on clothes" when I listen to the song.

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