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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Grass stains, black burns, she's a reamer

    She's a dusty lemur

    Artist: Belly
    Song: Dusted
    Real Lyric: Grass stains, back burns, she's a screamer She's just dusted, leave her

    The story:

    A friend of mine convinced me these were the real lyrics. After about two years, I went looking for the lyrics for something else, and stumbled across the lyrics to this song. It was sort of disappointing--i'd referred to that song for years as the lemur song.

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