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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Grandmama should put on a little makeup

    Why'd you leave the kids up on the table?

    Why'd you m********e with the shade up?

    Artist: System Of A Down
    Song: Chop Suey
    Real Lyric: Grab a brush and put a little (makeup),Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?Here you go create another fable

    The story:

    Ha ha....kareoke at my highschool's Project Grad! My buddies had all dared me to go ahead and sing, so I chose the song that I thought know one would be able to understand anyway, but, unfortunatly, it was only me who didn't understand. They had all been listening very closely...

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    2/15/2007 4:09 pm

    Age it happened

    17

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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