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    Grandma should put on a little make-up.

    Song: Chop Suey
    Real Lyric: Grab a brush and put on a little make-up.


    The story:

    I thought I was the only kid who could understand what they really said until my friend got the CD and looked up the lyrics. We laughed our asses off.

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    God, it actually sounds that way now! XD

    breakherlegs Mar 12, 2014 12:55 pm

    I totally misheard it that way too. I swear it does sound like they say "Grandma should put on a little makeup." lol

    vtlvr09 Jun 26, 2009 1:37 pm

    In the audio, the MC says "grab a bush" instead of "grab a brush." That's even funnier!

    williesj Jul 24, 2008 11:46 pm